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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:02 pm    Post subject: Alcohol is bad for my legs Reply with quote
Thanks Toop!!!




Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself.

Man: “Maxine, may I buy you a cocktail?”

Maxine: “No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.

Man: “Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?”

Maxine: “No, they spread..”

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