When I say I'm Broke --- I'M BROKE!!!
>
> A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to
> be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
> cleaner.
>
> 'Good morning,' said the young man, 'If I could take a couple of
> minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very
> latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
>
> 'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any
> money!' And she proceeded to close the door.
>
> Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
> pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until
> you have at least seen my demonstration.'
>
> And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her
> hallway carpet.
>
> 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
> manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
> remainder.'
>
> The old lady stepped back and said,
>
> 'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity
this morning.'

What I loved about this one the most was imagining it happening to the obnoxious Kirby salesmen!!!